Wood. Wine. Whiskey.

Online Order Form

Thanks to the interwebby, shady online dealers are flogging off product from leading, reputable brands at next to nothing. This is bad for a couple of reasons: first, it seriously devalues the integrity of the brand. Secondly, it compromises the value of your purchase and retaining that value long into the future. And finally, you’re never truly certain your product is brand spankin’, covered under warranty, and provided by a reputable, recommended dealer of the brand.

So, to maintain the prestige but allow you to purchase from the comfort of your home – or the workplace (we all do it) – there’s one extra step involved: this here form! You fill out your details and we shoot you an invoice for your shiny new sh!t. Then, you follow the prompts, make your purchase, and stalk the postie until it turns up in the mail. It’s that simple.

The internet is great. It gave us Facebook, memes, that Charlie bit my finger kid, and RedTube! But it’s also filled with dodgy traders too (boo). So it’s imperative we maintain the integrity of certain brands and products. It’s the Australian way. So break out your Southern Cross tattoo, crack a VB, and fill out this here form, cobber.